you’d think the Star Trek fandom would be a very intelligent and philosophical fandom but instead we all just sit here like
i wish people had crushes on me
bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist
homo = similar, same,
sthesi = sensation, emotion,
ologist = person who studies.
so basically, a homosthesiologist would be someone who knows that feel.
i told my students to write their names
they think they’re so funny
well, peach and snake are both video game characters. those seem reasonable. and penguin is a batman villain so i’ll let that slide.but book and banana? but the other two? (not steve jobs) were those decided by brick from anchorman? i want to be called… book.
"i want to be called book. i want to be called banana."
"are you just looking around the room and saying that that’s what you want to be called?"
"i want to be called penguin!"
"do you really want to be called penguin or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
"i want to be penguin. *starts tearing up* i want to be penguin"
WE USED THE MASTER BALL ON A GOLDEEN
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.